Notes to....

[jasmineskie]

Note to self:

Remember -- even if the car you're driving has the ability to display the outside temperature, don't give in to the temptation to look on a really hot day. Confirmation that it really is 100F on the rooftop parking garage is only going to make you feel hotter.

'kthnx,
Me

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Note to whoever dressed Orlando for the London POTC2 premiere:

Have you actually ever seen your client? He's a tall, slender, long-waisted man with broad shoulders. Next time, please at least take his measurements before you tailor a suit for him. Maybe that way it won't look like the world's most beautiful man got his suit off the rack in the boys department of JC Penney, and he'll quit fidgeting with his clothes because they finally fit.

No love,
Me

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Note to whoever dressed Keira for the London POTC2 premiere:

A long skirt and a strategically placed (and hopefully glued in place) sash does not a dress make. The fact that anyone who's ever seen Domino already knows exactly what's under the sash is no excuse.

No love,
Me

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Note to whoever dressed Johnny for the London POTC2 premiere:

Nice hat!

Love,
Me

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Note to whoever dresses Viggo for his public appearances:

Dear Mr. Mortensen,

Your style is certainly unique, but at least all your clothes actually fit. Maybe you could give the person who dresses your partner former co-star whom you haven't seen in years a few hints so that your partner former co-star whom you haven't seen in years will look more like his gorgeous self at his next premiere.

Love,
Me

Comments

[mellacita.livejournal.com]

From your keyboard to their ears!

*shudder*

At this rate I won't even be able to sit through the movie. Not that I was planning on it anyway. But, you know. :P

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

Principle of the thing and all that... *nods* Totally understand. :)

I'll definitely be seeing the movie, Friday afternoon in fact, but then again I'm sure you never had a doubt. :P

[telesilla.livejournal.com]

Nice timing! Some friends and I are discussing Orli's suit in chat right now. I've come down on the side of this being a case of him being what we tend to refer to as "adorkable," a word we actually invented for Ewan McGregor. It suits a lot of Orlando's fashion choices, though, and in this case it's one of those time where you sort of shake your head, smile, and say "that's Orlando for you."

Not to say that I wouldn't love to see him in a really sharply tailored three piece suit, because I think he's look fantastic. But I don't know that it would be "him."

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

Adorkable... I like that word! And it actually does seem to fit, unlike his suit.

I don't mind Orlando's odd fashion sense when he actually seems comfortable in his clothes. But so many times I've seen him pulling at his suit or buttoning/unbottoning the jacket, and while I know part of that is probably nervous mannerisms, it also makes me think he's not entirely comfortable in whatever he's wearing.

(sorry about the double reply, but some typos should not be allowed to live *g*)

[tillie.livejournal.com]

You know, it's amazing to me that the people who work for him are so caught up in "appearances" regarding where he should be seen and who he should be seen with, etc, yet they can't seem to actually make him look right when he's being seen.

In a way, it really fascinates me, though. I remember shortly after Titanic came out, Leonardo DiCaprio must have done everything humanly possible to make himself look less attractive than what he is/was any time he had to appear in public. It always seemed to me like it was an incredibly desperate attempt to make people not like him so much so that he could have his life back. For whatever reason, I see a lot of that in Orlando, too.

I really should stop attempting to psychoanalyze people I have never and will never meet... :P

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

I've never followed anything about Leonardo DiCaprio. It does seem to be an interesting pattern though. It's like the dark suits Orlando wears these days don't fit him in more ways than one.

[wede-fic.livejournal.com]

will you marry me? *dies from loff*

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

*snickers* My... this is so sudden!

[wede-fic.livejournal.com]

Is that a yes? *eyes hopeful*

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

*snuggles* You're such a cutie. ;)

[thalassatx.livejournal.com]

This might be your best post ever! :)

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

It's certainly one of my snarkiest! Heh. See what the heat does to my brain? :P

[viggosterri.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

[ladykatiewench.livejournal.com]

Excellent points on the Orlando and Keira. I can't believe anyone let him out with his shirt hanging out like that. The suit would be very nice and very attractive...if it fit him.

And I have seen so many people say how gorgeous she looked. WTF? Yes, that is a great color for her. But you can see her internal organs. And they are asking to be fed.

And someone needs to teach him how to use a hair brush. Bless his heart.

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

I actually empathize with Orlando about his hair. If his hair is anything like mine (and I think it is), if he tried to brush it, he would end up with a 70's style 'fro head of frizz. I can't brush through mine when it's dry - I have to get it damp first. And heaven forbid I'm in a humid place. My hair doubles in volume, and the only time I can comb it then is after I wash it. With the right shampoo and conditioners, my hair spiral curls quite nicely, but brushing is totally out of the question.

[melle.livejournal.com]

bahahahahahahahaha. :D

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

[ink-in-my-skin.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the laugh...

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

Anytime. :D

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

:D

[andolinn.livejournal.com]

Orlando... *head in hands* I am just unsure of his entire dressing philosophy. Chic? But yeah, what's up with that suit?

And Kiera was so lovely at the LA premiere, so what happened? And did they glue that dress to her tits, so it wouldn't fly free in a breeze?

But Johnny, bless him, is true to himself as usual. *hearts Johnny*

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

Maybe his stylist was on strike. Or passed out from the heat. Or else the suit shrunk in the heat and humidity. :/

I certainly hoped they glued the top half, what little there was, of Keira's dress to her. Wouldn't want a wardrobe malfunction at the premiere for a Disney movie, now would we. :P

[poetic-self.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDD

I love you, dear. I so love you.

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

*snuggles* I have my moments. ;)

[eenoogje.livejournal.com]

I felt sorry for Orlando for wearing a suit in this heat! But maybe the shirt he was wearing was the one he had to keep together with the safety pin, so loosing the jacket wasn't an option ;-)
Just a tailored shirt and a nice pants would look much better on him.

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

Just a tailored shirt and a nice pants would look much better on him.

No kidding! And he'd probably be more comfortable in it too. *Every* time I've seen him in an interview when he's wearing a suit coat, he's constantly futzing with buttoning/unbuttoning the thing.

[laura-iskra.livejournal.com]

it should be so difficult to find the right dresses and sutis for a premiere, now, should it? :p

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

No kidding! It's not like the stars shop from a mail order catalog. :P

[snowball1185.livejournal.com]

**giggles**
You are so right!
Orlando: hair up or hair down - pick one please! Half and half won't do.
Keira: First time I've ever seen her in a dress I absolutely hate. It just did nothing for her.
Just boggles my mind that someone let either of them out in public looking the way they did. :)

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

All Keira's dress did for her was show how much weight she's lost since she did the Vanity Fair cover. :/ Her hair and makeup looked good, but gads -- that dress made her look Bosworth thin, and that's just not healthy.

[sarkka]

*applaudes*


=)

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

:D

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

From the back of his closet? Maybe he got nostalgic over a suit he wore back when he was 14 or so.

[kiki-delmaestro.livejournal.com]

rofl.

[romi.livejournal.com]

Note to whoever dresses Viggo for his public appearances:

You can sign me up for that note too if you need some extra support :)
Romi

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

Thanks! The more the merrier. :D

[authormichals.livejournal.com]

Dear whomever dressed Orlando:
Please do not follow Mr. Mortensen's style too closely because...well, exhibit A (http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/michals_ex/boys/17hi7vd.jpg)

[jasmineskie.livejournal.com]

LOL! Yeah, well at least the jammies fit. ;)